UselessA REALLYBYTE employee. Apparently.
Need help? I can’t.
I’m Useless. You’ve found my website. That’s already more than I’ve achieved today.
A very limited skill set
Technical support
Have you tried asking someone else?
Productivity
Currently thinking about starting.
Navigation
Even Google lost me.
Annotation
THAT’S ABOUT IT.
Do nothing with me
Press start, then do absolutely nothing. No mouse, no keys, no scrolling, no touching. The moment you do something, it’s over.
0.0s
What’s he doing today?
Nobody knows what Useless does. Including Useless. Press the button for today’s best guess.
He also has his own merch, which is more than he has a job description. Browse Useless merch
So, who is this?
Does REALLYBYTE have a mascot?
Yes. His name is Useless, he is a small pink and blue eraser with stick legs, and he is REALLYBYTE’s mascot. Nobody knows what he does, including Useless. This is his website.
What does Useless actually do?
Officially, nobody knows. Unofficially, he shrugs, watches the kettle and appears in the footer of every REALLYBYTE page under “Staff directory”.
Who made useless.im?
REALLYBYTE, based in the Isle of Man. Useless was in the room at the time. He would like that on record.
I need real help with something. Where do I go?
Not here. Try the people who know what they’re doing at reallybyte.com, or use the contact page there.
Useless runs on no budget at all. If you liked doing nothing here, you can support REALLYBYTE.